Biography
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Let's change the subject; an interlude for some poetry:
Zer Holterffluf tworks the land,
Through the fields and the schlivering sands.
???Twas this until that glateful day,
With flovering swords and some bleday.
Felay the road in all his majesty,
Rallomped a thing of natural trajesty.
A scondling of most insceraborable vou,
Exclaimed with a harasch a gauntlet ??? or two.
When one leaves the side of clarathoridy,
One expects a measure of inpunority.
Such a janbol did not insomker our meloch,
However afar hinkeler truth did bistoch.
Enouth of this twix start and end,
Lets resume back to the downward trend.
